March 2012
103 posts
sharpaysevans:
sometimes it lasts in love
but sometimes it hurts instead
When mom tells me to clean my room or do my...
blame-the-turtle:
sspeearhea:
my dad walked in and he saw my google background and he walked aaway
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OKAY I’M SORRY BUT I’M NOT PUTTING THIS UNDER A READ MORE I’M TOO UPSET
So I was in my room and I was listening to Adele and I was really relaxed and then I started thinking about this girl who goes to my school and she’s really hot and I started thiking about all the sexy people I know and I was really sexually frustrated because I don’t have a boyfriend/girlfriend...
The moment when terrible pictures of you are...
unfreshing:
so there’s this kid who’s in a wheelchair at my school and instead of using the special fancy handicap bathroom to pee he just rolls up to the urinals and then scoots back and whips out his dick and arches his pee into the toilet and i saw it today and literally ran out of the bathroom
fuckyeahricksantorum:
juchepresident:
i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak
someone should get him a magic conch shell
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"IT'S SO COLD"
Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.